Live 8 Non-Tangential Question No. 1

I started a thread over at SciForums about this concert wherein I voiced all of my opinions about it, so I won't rehash here.

I only discovered the existence of Pete Doherty about a month ago, when I purchased Cool Britannia, a compilation of new rock from England. Do Google image search for him to learn about everything you need to know.

Anyhoo, he performed with Elton John at the concert this morning.

I had originally thought that if I ever had a chance to ask Pete a single question, it would be something along the lines of "So, how does a crack-addicted wad of cheese like you get to boink Kate Moss?"

This question has now been superceded by, "So, does Sir Elton's mouth taste like ass, or what?"